is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Your mum is so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her
Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Your mum is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Your mum is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
Your mum is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Your mum is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry
Your mums armpits are so hairy, she looks likes she has bob marley in aheadlock
Ya mama's so ugly, God's thinking of issuing a recall.
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she thought that babies came from the infantry.
Ya mama's so ugly it made the Devil jealous.
Yo mommas so fat she had to baptised at seaworld.
Yo momma's so fat when she went in the ocean water the whales started singing: "we are family"
Your mamma is so fat, when she finally decided to go on a diet, Mcdonalds went out of business.
The reason why I'm fat is that everytime your Mum fucks me, she gives me a cookie.
Your mumma so Dumb she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
Your mum's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your mum's like a hoover....She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
Yo mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Yo mama's so fat when god said "let there be light " he told her to move her fat ass.
Yo mum's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
Yo mamma's so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of petrol.